The Adventures of​.​.​.

by Inspector Po

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Inspector Po is / Jay Montone: drums & vocals / Ralph Weisbach: lead guitar & backing vocals / Wolfi B: bass & backing vocals / with Shawn Patrick rhythm guitar, vocals & backing vocals / All songs written by Jay Montone & Inspector Po / "Your Own Hand" by Shawn Patrick & Inspector Po / Music for "Open House" & "Bad Actors" by King Kaag / arrangements Inspector Po / lyrics Jay Montone & Iain Finlay / Recorded some time back more than likely before 2014 mostly at Micropal Studios by Zattl & Alex Sticht / Alex Sticht sings Backing Vocals on "I Don't Think So" "Golden Waves" "Bad Actors" & performs some pretty fantastic triangle on "I Don't Think So" / Po-ette Beate "Da Voce" Weber sings Backing Vocals on "Everything I See" "How Rich We Are" & "Tainted Saint" / Super Sonic Guitar Neck Strangulation on "How Rich We Are" & "Bad Actors" performed by Mr. Shawn "LORD HAVE MERCY " Patrick / Hammond Organ on "Tainted Saint" by Jay Montone & that long high note is "not my tinnitus" but a Farfisa organ played by Alex Sticht at Micropal or at home but we're not 100% sure... it just kinda magically appeared..? / Saxophone solo on "Bad Actors" blown at Whale Inc. by Robert Holzmann / Congas on "How Rich We Are" & "Golden Waves" were rhythmically transmitted by Jo Frauenknecht at Lammsam Wein Studios Altdorf / All Vocals plus navigational vocal inspiration, beer, kettle chips & tangerines recorded by Darth Fader at Tinitus Studio (RIP) Nbg / All additional percussion, tambourine, shakers, guiro, beer & occasional doobie, BBQ and lest we forget...COWBELL were recorded by Ric Simon at Ric Simon Studios Nbg / Produced & Mastered by the master himself, Ric "Duderino" Simon / "COLOR ME" cover artwork by the extremely wonderful Klaus "I'm not your blind milk cow" Cornfield / cd layout by Felix "stix" kämpfe / musical tragedies label joe raimond / cd pressing by Harald Strecker at <info@strecker-medien.de> / we would like to thank you all for your talents, inspiration and your time in making this cd possible!! / if you'd like to personalize and color-in the cd cover yourself, shoot me a "color me" mail to <jaymontone@gmail.com> I'll send you the graphic file & keep you up to date with an occasional band newsletter / thanks again for your support! / last thoughts / remember that you're always a role model to someone else / please help preserve our planet / it's the only one we have / recycle what's recyclable / use less / put trash in its proper place / help make the world a better place / show respect / tell the people who you care for that you care / give them a hug / remember / a smile will always brighten a persons day / and never forget / MUSIC IS THE BEST ~ FZ

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released March 5, 2017

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Track Name: Evelyn
Got this feeling that I just don’t understand
Couldn’t stomach lunch
And I’ve got a sweaty hand
When I see her I just don’t know what to say
These words I practice everyday
Evelyn, Evelyn I am only fifteen
But I want to show you so bad I’m a man
Evelyn, Evelyn, you know what i mean
And I want to show you so bad I’m a man
Got this feeling that i just can’t comprehend
Must this young heart break and will it ever mend?
I don’t even know what love is
Evelyn….won’t you take my hand?
Evelyn, Evelyn I am only fifteen
But I want to show you so bad I’m a man
Evelyn, Evelyn I don’t want to make a scene
But I want to show you so bad I’m a man
Track Name: I Don't Think So
Well they say that freedom’s yours if you change your ways
Well I don’t think so
And the storm will blow over in a couple of days
Well I don’t think so
Could be they’re lying, I don’t know
Wake up…I don’t think so
Are you gonna lay your fate in someone else’s hands
I don’t think so
Well that smell in the air is the wind of change
"It’s a little bit cheesy but it’s nicely arranged"*
And the life that you got you can’t exchange
Well I don’t think so
Could be they’re lying I don’t know
Tip of the hat for their tryin’ I guess so
They’re coming back but I always say “no”
Cuz I don’t think so
Here’s a little pill it’s gonna set you straight
Well I don’t think so
Selling you the answers and they all sound great
Well I don’t think so
Well we’ll need a bigger pick to break the ice
And a couple more to open our eyes
I’ll say it again here’s a word to the wise
I don’t think so

*FZ
Track Name: How Rich We Are
Lonely, lonely
I got everything that money can buy

Hungry, yes I’m hungry
But I can’t eat, I got butterflies

Dreaming, well I must be dreaming
Gonna stay awake till this is through
No way, there's no way out
There's no way out if I can't have you

We may have nothing but the stars...count them one by one
Someday we'll see how rich we are...how rich we are...

No way, there’s no way out
There’s no way out if I can’t have you

You got your arms around me, You got your arms around me
And we’re falling fast
Falling faster yes we’re falling faster falling faster
And I’m holding on to you
Holding on tight, holding on tight, holding on tight
And I’m falling fast


Holding On Tight

Lonely, lonely
I got everything that money can buy
Hungry, yes I’m hungry
But I can’t eat, I got butterflies
Dreaming, Lord I hope I'm dreaming
Gonna stay awake till this is through
No way, there’s no way out
There’s no way out if I can’t have you
We may have nothing but the stars..count them one by one
Someday we’ll see how rich we are…how rich we are…
You got your arms around me, You got your arms around me
And we’re falling fast
Falling faster yes we’re falling faster falling faster
And I’m holding on to you
We may have nothing but the stars..count them one by one
Someday we’ll see how rich we are…how rich we are…
Track Name: Open House
Well you’ve got my keys so come on and take everything from me
I tried to be everything that you wanted me to be
My back is broken
The poison spoken
And I got an itch to call you a bitch
And I ain’t jokin’
You’ve taken everything I need
Without I beg and sweat and bleed
When I’m alone at night and I’m trembling from your call
I beg and pray but I know you’re gonna take it all
It don’t matter to me
Track Name: Everything I See
She loves her leather
And her lace
I love it when she’s
on my face
We go dancing in the rain
Stay at home and do cocaine
Watch TV man, they’re insane…insane
She’s the answer to my prayer
Yea she’s all mine
I won’t share
Getting high without a care
She’s everything that I see
Friday night dressed to kill
Saturday we’ll fight until
Sunday comes…yeah, Sunday comes
She’s the answer to my prayer
Yea she’s all mine
I won’t share
We’re getting by without a care
She’s everything that I see
Track Name: Your Own Hand
You hold your own hand
And you walk through the night
Track Name: Golden Waves (Radio Song #2)
The Golden Waves (Radio Song #2)

plug it in / turn it on / tune it in / turn it up / hot dang! / it’s on your radio / ain’t no crime / ain’t no sin / don’t really matter what condition it’s in / am/fm transistor radio / here we go / woo-hoo / radio / woo-hoo / here we go / woo-hoo /radio / woo-hoo / window down / traffic light / under your pillow in the middle of the night / hot damn! / there’s your favorite song / play it loud / play it long / play it proud / right or wrong / yeah ready to rock 24/7 radio / here we go / woo-hoo / radio / woo-hoo / here we go / woo-hoo /radio / woo-hoo / surfin’/ waves of the Radio / you’re on the air / surfin’ / the golden waves of the radio / “good morning it's a two-fer tuesday here in the rose city but before we get back to some of your favorite songs we're going to take a quick look at the traffic we got OMSI 217 a pileup we got fremont bridge another pileup and it's bumper-to-bumper all the way out to 82nd and heartache” / surfin’/ waves of the radio / you’re on the air / surfin’/ waves of the radio you’re on the air / golden waves / golden waves...fade out...
Track Name: Reduce Me
HEY YOU IN YOUR ELECTRIC BOOTS
I KNOW THAT YOU’RE IN CAHOOTS
WITH THE DEVIL

HEY YOU IN YOUR LAZY CHAIR
I SEE YOU STYLIN’ UP YOUR HAIR
HEAVY METAL

(AND I DON’T EVEN KNOW WHICH WAY IS UP)

YOU REDUCE ME
WHEN YOU SEDUCE ME
I’VE FALLEN IN LOVE
AND I CAN’T LET GO 2x

HEY YOU DOWN AT THE TASTEE FREEZE
PUTTING LATEX IN YOUR BEAN & CHEESE
BURRITO

EY TU , HABLAS ESPANOL?
CHICA BONITA PONIENDO (SE ESTÁ LINDA)
VIEJO
YO NO SÉ QUÉ CAMINO TOMAR
(HEY YOU DO YOU SPEAK SPANISH ?)
(PRETTY GIRL BUT SHE’S GETTING OLD)
(I DON’T KNOW WHICH WAY TO GO)

YOU REDUCE ME me reducen
WHEN YOU SEDUCE ME cuando me seducen
I’VE FALLEN IN LOVE me he enamorado
AND I CAN’T LET GO 2x y no puedo dejar ir

I COULD’VE KNOWN YOU WOULD’NT GO FOR SECOND BEST (OH NO NO NO)
I SHOULD’VE SEEN IT IN YOUR SMILE (OH NO NO)
WAS I TO KNOW THAT YOU’D LEAVE ME WITH THE REST
BUT YOU KNEW IT ALL THE WHILE

SOLO BREAK (vielleicht noch ein takt am end dass ich besser rein komme ins verse? z.B: AA BB CC CC#D (oder wie auch immer) break CCC D into 3rd verse)

HEY YOU IN YOUR ELECTRIC BOOTS
I KNOW THAT YOU’RE IN CAHOOTS
WITH THE DEVIL

HEY YOU IN YOUR LAZY CHAIR
I SEE YOU STYLIN’ UP YOUR HAIR
HEAVY METAL

CHORUS 4x? Bridge extended? Fertig….
Track Name: Bad Actors
If life’s a stage i ask who built and can we tear it down?
My life is like a parade of horses and I’m the shoveling clown
Who wrote this script and can we line them up against the wall?
I used to have them memorized now I don’t them at all
And I hate the way we’re acting and the way we act at all
I’m I over reacting if I let the curtain fall?

Break down the set pick up the pieces everyone has all gone home
I lost myself my confidence has upped and gone
The circuits tripped auto-cue has gone AWOL
Loosen grip let the final curtain fall
Because I hate the way we’re acting and the way we act at all
I’m I over reacting if I let the curtain fall
And I hate the way we’re acting and the way we act at all
Track Name: Tainted Saint
don't you tell your mama
don't you tell your pa
i'm lying here bleeding
dying in my own arms

don't you tell your preacher
or the ladies down the hall
i'm lying here bleeding
reaper's come to call

what you gonna do
what you gonna do
when you find yourself alone
who you gonna reach out to
when you find yourself alone
who's gonna sing to you
when you find yourself alone
you gonna wait til you're dead and gone?
And remain my taint saint

who you gonna run
who you gonna call
i'm lying here bleedin'
reaper's standin tall

what you gonna do (4x)
when you find yourself alone
who you gonna wake up to
when you find yourself alone
and who's gonna sing to you
when you find yourself alone
you gonna wait til you're dead and gone
and remain my tainted saint

solo

what you gonna do
when you find yourself alone
who you gonna wake up to
when you find yourself alone
who you gonna reach out to
when you find yourself alone
who's gonna sing to you
when you find yourself alone
who's gonna sing to you
when you find yourself alone
and who you gonna reach out to
when you find yourself alone (2x)
and remain my tainted saint